- I'm not crazy, I'm just creatively INSANE!
- I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours
- I'm not crazy, I'm rehearsing my lines
- I'm not crazy, you're the one that's crazy
- I'm not crazy, I talked it with myself and it turns out I'm ok with it...
- I'm not crazy, it's just that my toaster tells me to kill women
- I'm not crazy, I'm caffeinated
- I'm not crazy, I'm mentally unrestricted